1/25/2012

Dear Boys: Confusing Version

Dear All Male Specimen,
You think girls are confusing?
Take a look at yourself, pal.
UNlovingly,
Elisabeth

Dear Tick-Tock,
Women are quite confusing, I know.
However,
if you just worry about being a better you,
I think you'll have more successful dates.
Cordially,
Elisabeth

Dear Horse-Lover & Apple,
You hurt my friends.
You die.
Thanks!
Sincerely,
Elisabeth

Dear Manly Man,
You have wormed your way back into my heart.
How annoying.
Elisabeth

Dear Nacho,
You're a man.
You're wearing ugg boots.
I'm confused.
PLUS
your hair reminds me of nachos.
Quizzically,
Elisabeth

Dear 4-3,
I might be falling for you.
Hard.
This is going to be awkward.
Confusingly,
Elisabeth



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