9/12/2012

Dear Boys: I Love Food Too Much

Dear JayDog,
You're not really that attractive, 
so I have no idea why I'm SOO attracted to you.
Confusingly,
Elisabeth
 
Dear IHOP,
Thanks for being my go-to guy.
You're the best.
Love,
Elisabeth
 
Dear You,
Why do you always cross my mind?
It's like the universe is telling me that we should end up together.
I don't like that.
Ugh,
Elisabeth
 
Dear Attractive Man with a Nerd Name,
You make such good eye-candy.
Sighingly,
Elisabeth
 
Dear KFC,
If you were a couple inches taller,
you and I would be soulmates.
Gushingly,
Elisabeth

1 comment:

  1. BAHAHAHA I love this. I love "You make good eye candy" hahaha. Love you : )

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