Good thing we will never date.
Because you need to date what's her name.
You know who I'm talking about.
Just do it.
You have become the most iconic and heart-wrenching boy of my entire life.
And definitely the most complicated.
Just get home soon, kay?
Don't treat life like a giant date.
I promise that's not how you're going to find the one.
I understand you're a engineer...
but that doesn't make it okay for you to be awkward...
ALL THE TIME.
You are the greatest.
Thanks for being so so so nice.
Like all the time.