6/30/2012

Things I Learn From Elise & Nichelle


Sometimes...Elise, Nichelle, & I hang out.
And sometimes when we hang out, Nichelle & Elise give me dating advice.
Because they are bitter old maids (hehe), they have given me some great tips.

--Don't pray for patience. Because obviously, it's worked for them.
Also, don't pray for humility or longsuffering. Those are just synonyms of patience.

--What I should pray for: charity, faith, and hope.

--Don't date idiots.

--Kiss a couple guys before you get married. It's good for you.

--Try to be exactly like Nichelle & Elise. Because they're cool.

--According to Nichelle, I'm a "cool" 19-year old. 

--When I write a missionary, make sure to send him a snuggie sprayed with my perfume, fruit snacks, and plenty of letters.

--Because I'm not an old maid, I can date all the returned missionaries! :)

Also, I might just love Nichelle & Elise a lot. They rock my world. And they totally aren't old maids. They're adorable & I love them. :) They give the greatest advice. :)





10 comments:

  1. From a missionary standpoint, don't send a snuggie with perfume. It will only get left in the apartment when transfers come. Fruit snacks are a good idea, but letters containing your own spiritual experiences and how you are personally becoming converted each day is WAY more effective. Trust me, I married someone who wrote me on my mission.

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  2. "Don't pray for patience." hahaha I've been thinking a lot lately about how I have lots of courage but zero patience. I DO however love the idea of praying for hope. I need it sometimes... And I write missionaries all the time! All my good friends are out now. Maybe I'll get lucky with one of them ;) 1 out of 5 is bound to be interested right? hahaha

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    1. Hahaha! Yes! You go girl!! Get them missionaries!! :) :) haha

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    2. You really could pray for patience if you wanted to... Just know that Heavenly Father definitely answers prayers. :)

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  3. GIRL! Your blog is so great! :) you're adorable!! can you please give me some tips on how to make followers find my blog? you have the cutest blog and I love ya! thanks for all your comments over at renderedlife! :) talk to you soon! muah!

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    1. You are too cute, Keisha! Thanks, girl! :) :)I love you too!! Mostly, I link up to blog hops. :) Also, whenever I find a blog I like, I leave a comment. Usually, people are curious to who left them a comment and they usually follow back. :) :)

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    2. Thanks dear! I'll get started! love you!!

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  4. Hi there! I found you via the blog hop, such a d cute blog! Have a great weekend :)

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  5. New reader and follower!! You have a wonderfully sweet blog. So cute and fun!! Looking forward to reading more of your posts.

    Have a lovely week!

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  6. I love their advice! Haha. Those girls crack me up! :] And they are most definitely not old maids!

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